pigwidgeon13:

teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

simplypotterheads:

remember when jk rowling was like “i’m not very good at drawing”

fuckyeahashes:

so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful

broomsticksandpaddles:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

which name, Oliver Wood or Sean Biggerstaff? for a walking innuendo, that’s some danm good casting.

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

“we’ll take the lot!”

wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy 

but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley

thehalfbloodtardis:

it’s kinda funny that that’s how hermione’s hair should have looked in all 8 films