Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
This wee Canadian's blog features referral to oneself in the third person.
Also:
The Legend of Zelda, Supernatural,
Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Gurren Lagann, Fullmetal Alchemist
Things that make me laugh or think are rather swell as well.
Also:
The Legend of Zelda, Supernatural,
Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Gurren Lagann, Fullmetal Alchemist
Things that make me laugh or think are rather swell as well.
dumbledore:
sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore:
to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore:
to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore:
next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore:
and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
Scumbag Dumbledore
this annoyed me so much.
“Hufflepuffs are particulary good finders!”
“What the hell is a Hufflepuff?”
