winchesterbutler:

Osric understands

divachester:

the year is 2013

i am still unable to reconcile my profound love for ender’s game and the fact that orson scott card is a blatant and enormous douchebag.

no end in sight

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

lordlingenglish:

returntothestars:

blue-espeon:

aeonfrodo:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play

Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk

Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.

I DON’T KNOW HOW

BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I

I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…

This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:

The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.

Science, hail Satan.

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

vfilthy:

rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

im gonna cry

claydols:

sext: i brushed the crumbs off of my bed just for you