May 2013
dailymantra:
you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much
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tardis-in-purgatory:
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
jverts:
when people tag me on stuff
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g0ne-blotto:
since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
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wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
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rneerkat:
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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allocortex:
thesmallestactofkindness:
Many people don’t realize that as Muslims we’re taught to love Jesus as well, he’s extremely important in our religion. While we don’t believe him to be the son of God, we do believe him to be one of the greatest people to walk this Earth.
Jesus is our homeboy too.
omg the amount of people I’ve said this to and still ask me “jesus doesn’t exist in...
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slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
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truxtondogyuun:
Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
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divachester:
i isolate myself from my family because they tease me for isolating myself
do u see my problem here
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lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
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“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
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shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
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hotokichan:
theeyeofthetigger:
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meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
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I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE NEW BUTTON DOES
randomlybookish:
solixlan:
YOU CAN E-MAIL YOUR FRIENDS POSTS ON TUMBLR!!!
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“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit
Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head.
Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions.
(via teacheremmalee)
HOLLLLLLLA
(via sissypunks)
“… the socialization of boys regarding masculinity is often at the expense of...”
– Don McPherson, former NFL quarterback, feminist and educator (via albinwonderland)
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bowtiesandbamfs:
jeangreys:
press play if...
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
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familyfriendlyurl:
like there are an unlimited number of possible jokes you can make that do not rely on belittling people
